Nelson Mandela & other funny Jokes

Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he
hears a knock at the door.
When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a
clipboard and yelling, "You Sign! You sign!"
Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.

Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man
starts to yell louder, "You Sign! You sign!"
Nelson says to him, "Look, you've obviously got the wrong man", and shuts
the door in his face.

The next day he hears a knock at the door again.
When he opens it, the little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of
brake pads. He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling, You
sign! You sign!"
Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little
Chinese man back, shouting: "Look, go away! You've got the wrong man. I
don't want them!" Then he slams the door in his face again

The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears
a knock on the door again. On opening the door, there is the same little
Chinese man thrusting a
clipboard under his nose, shouting, "You sign! You sign!"
Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.

This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little Man
by his shirt front and yells at him: "Look, I don't want these! Do you
understand? You must have the wrong
name! Who do you want to give these to?"
The little Chinese man looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard, and
says:

"You not Nissan Main Deala?"

and another...

Doctor Joe had slept with one of his patients and had felt guilty all day long.

No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't.

The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.

But every once in a while he'd hear that soothing voice, within himself, trying to reassure him. "Joe, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Let it go."

But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality: "Joe, you're a vet."

@and another!!!

The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against wall. The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"

The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."

The owner says, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!"

The clerk says, "Oh yeah? Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"

@Mikey_C

HEHEHE... great jokes!

Post it more please :)

@Mikey_C

Hehe, good ones. One bad joke:

John goes to the phoniatrist:

- "Doctor, it seems I cannot say 'bridge'"

-"Well,"-says doctor-"it sounded pretty well now. Can you say it again, please?"

- "Bridge"

- "It sounds right to me, you are OK"

Back in his home, John's wife asks him:

- "Darling, what said the doctor?"

- "Oh, nothing, all seems to be OK"

- "That's fantastic!"

- "Yes, it is. And now open the bridge and bring me one cold beer, please"



Saluditos,

Ferr?n.