This made me laugh out loud!!!

This was posted on #amigans by Trez (with thanks)

The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross."?

Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out.?

Terrorists have been re-categorised from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666.

Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralysing the country's entire military capability.?

It's not only the English and French that are on a heightened level of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout loudly and excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."?

The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose."?

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.?

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so, when sailing round the British Isles, the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

@Mikey_C

That's a bit mean. No wonder the Poms have so few friends over the water

@Mikey_C
Geez, you're brave! heard some of these before and have an actual beauty (and true story) but I will not air it for the risk of offending some of our friends.

ace

@acefnq

Oh come on, I don't think there will really be someone with so few selfesteem to get offended by such stories!

I never understood why patriotism is leading people to get offended by sterotypes..

anyway I'm interested in humor be it dark or whatever from other regions of this beautifull planet. I helps understand different mentality I think.

Well if you still think you will upset someone feel free to send it throught pm or mail if you want.

wrote this in a hurry, hope it's understandable.

@mikey_c

lol!