Tis the Season to be jolly

Wishing You a Very Merry
Twelve Days of Christmas
"The Turkey Version"
On the first day of Christmas my true love said to me:-
I have brought a massive turkey and a real Christmas tree.
On the second day of Christmas much laughter could be heard
As we tucked into our turkey ? a most delicious bird,
On the third day of Christmas came the people from next door,
The turkey tasted just as good as it had the day before.
On the Fourth day of Christmas came relations young and old,
We finished up the Christmas pud and had the turkey cold.
On the Fifth day of Christmas, outside the snowflakes scurried,
But we were nice and warm inside ? we had the turkey curried
On the sixth day of Christmas the Christmas sprit died,
The children fought and bickered ? we had turkey rissoles fried.
On the seventh day of Christmas ? my true love he did wince,
When we sat down at the table and was offered turkey mince.
On the eighth day of Christmas the dogs had run for shelter
They had seen the turkey out again with glasses of aAka Seltzer
On the ninth day of Christmas by lunchtime Dad was Blotto
He new the bird was back again, this time as a risotto.
On the tenth day of Christmas we were drinking homemade brew
As if that was not bad enough, we were eating turkey stew.
On the eleventh day of Christmas the Christmas tree was moulting
With chilli, soy and oyster sauce the turkey was revolting
On the Twelfth day of Christmas we had smiles upon out lips ?
The Guests had gone, the Turkey too and we had Fish and Chips!


Remember, have a good Christmas and don't over do it!

We're having Beef (topside) AND a leg of lamb !!


We don't like Turkey !!

hehe

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Hi AJS,



It took THAT LONG to gobble, gobble, gobble it up?


Ho ho ho, merry holidays all!!!